Mao is Surrounded by Idiots!

I guess Luther figured he had to go out with a big bang before college or something. I sent him out to the telescope to get the last logic point he needed for the scholarship… and not five sim minutes later, I’m taken to a cinematic of him being abducted. Of all the times! He only has so long before the transition and little gre– err (light)purple men from another galaxy are taking him star hopping.

Since he was abducted rather early, he was returned in the same fashion. So he got two scholarships for the price of one, nice! In the end I think he had four scholarships. Either way, it was off to college for him!

Before he left, there was an odd fire. I can’t recall exactly what happened, but I’m sure it was a case of “too many people trying to use one stove” and while Brooke had something in the oven, someone else put something on the burners. Either way, fiiire!

Brook could care less about the fire itself. Instead she was too busy lamenting over what the nasty fire had done to her exquisite lobster thermidor. Hooray for fire alarms! Stupid sims…

Several hours and a few days later, Luther emerges from college and quickly phones Professor Adriana. I hadn’t intended for him to marry a professor, but they had three bolts and my mind screamed “easy grades!” If only I knew she had horrible taste in clothing. Luther seems to like the banana look, though.

Adriana is a Knowledge sim and she carries Benjamin Long’s face template (oh God, I can instantly point out archetype templates now… I need to stop playing). This is worrying, because I cannot stand that nose. It is one of the things in the game that I completely hate. Who made that nose? Come on, people… that’s completely ridiculous, even for the sims. Richard Nixon’s nose didn’t even look like that! Hopefully they don’t have a boy… it looks fine on girls.