Generation 5, Part II: One Mean Family Sim
Despite being pregnant, Faith still has to deal with all the broken stuff. Surprisingly, there’s a lot of it. The toliets are on a regular breaking schedule, as well as both the showers. Now the computer, the trash compactor, and the dishwasher are joining in on the fun. I blame Adam. He’s so mean that he breaks everything he touches! Even the appliances and plumbing hate him!
Speaking of Adam, it was only a matter of time before the dust clouds gathered. Sure enough, Adam and Guy got into an all-out brawl one afternoon in the livingroom. Sadie, who was on her way to work, was the only witness of the epic battle between in-laws. Guy won, of course. He has higher body and he’s a Cult Leader, for crying out loud! Those dudes not only mess with your head, but they can pull all kinds of freaky stuff on your body, too. Trust me, I saw it on the Discovery Channel… or wait, was it TLC…
Finally, Faith gave birth to… a purple boy! SCORE!! The purple lives on! He even has the charcoal eyes that Chastity started with. This makes me very happy… too bad the Random name generator was feeling especially cruel when I queued it up. Say hello to Yuri Lex. For his own sake, he better hope he grows up to be attractive pixels… otherwise he’s gonna have a pretty miserable life of teasing.
The unfortunate part of this is that since he’s a boy… it’ll be an uncontrollable sim that gets pregnant. Yeah, we all saw what happened to Sadie and the ghosts. Sure, we’re starting fresh and there’s considerably less ghosts this time around, but Adriana has been a pretty nasty ghost. She’s angry that she’s separated from Luther. Awww… love in the afterlife. Too bad it leads to suffering… the suffering of the living!
I love reading about this family. They are so amusing! I’m glad they were saved from computer oblivion. Just one thing - Isn’t Hector some sort of uncle?
Comment by Claire — September 7, 2006 @ 12:42 am
You’re right, he is! D’oh! I’m so horrible with family relations… he’s like… a Great, Great Uncle. I’ll change that. Thanks!
Comment by Mao — September 7, 2006 @ 5:08 pm
Wooo, another hilarious update on those wild and crazy Lexes! By the way, I think the name Yuri Lex is impossibly cute, and I also love his hairstyle - where did you get it? Love the phrase “for Wright’s sake!” Classic! Goodbye to Guy and Sadie — geez, I forgot they were elders, they looked so young. I must say you’re doing an excellent job with this challenge - I can never get past 2nd gen with ISBI. Yours is just so much fun to read about. Keep up the great work, and again, your pictures make me drooool!
Comment by Jen — September 7, 2006 @ 6:09 pm
Hey there you are! I’m so happy to have found your blog again - and had an enjoyable evening reading up on the Lex family.
It’s been great so far and plan on coming back to see if you updated.
Comment by PRMami — September 8, 2006 @ 11:14 pm