Mao is Surrounded by Idiots!

So, Max went off to college and breezed through it at rapid speed. I mean that literally. Maximum speed all the way through–heehee! Okay, honestly, last time. I promise.

Anyway, he brought back Amy… a Knowledge sim with the LTW of maxing all skills. Sorry, sweetie, but unless those skills involving birthing babies or feeding babies, I think you’re out of luck. You married the wrong TH. Hope you like dirty diapers!

I had Max invite Amy to move in and, since it was dark, I just had them WooHoo and go to sleep. They got married the next morning, where Amy promptly ran from the arch after accepting her ring and began barfing in the toliet. Wait, what?! Her first and only WooHoo and she’s pregnant?! They’re not even a day into adulthood! Oh, geeze. Of all the times for risky woohoo to kick in…

Amy wasn’t too happy about it, either. She was tired, she was hungry, and then she was tired AND hungry at the same time. I felt really bad for her, as I had to sit and watch her constantly fall asleep in her food. Max was completely nonchalant, all grins and whatnot at getting her pregnant without even trying. Yeah, you just keep on grinning, buddy. You’ll be the one doing all the work once it’s born!

Being the type of sim she is, Amanda expresses her joy at the impending grandchild through cheer. I think it ended with something along the lines of, “Voooo Nooboo!” Yeah, that’s creative, girls. Can you stop that now? I think Amy needs to eat before she passes out again.

Oh, and a sidenote. See that picture on the wall? Amy loves it. I mean, she LOVES IT. Anytime I right click on her portrait to find her, she’s looking at that picture. I’ve never had a sim autonomously look at pictures as much as she does, especially one particular picture. Hey, I like the screenshot I took in Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, too, but geeze!