Generation 8, Part II: Burninated Nanny
“Ha-HA! You forgot to lock the nursery again and now I have the baby! You can’t keep me away from this one like you did with Monica. I’m going to feed it every five seconds, play with him until he pukes on me, and then stand there holding him while mindlessly staring into space!”
I was literally muttering under my breath when I saw Max hurriedly scooting through the diningroom with Hunter in his clutches. You may have foiled me this time, sim, but you have only one a mere battle and the day shall be mine!
See, what did I tell you? Don’t mess with the simmer in charge. Of course, Max looks pretty ready to fight, anyway. Maybe he doesn’t like old Grimmy near the baby. It can’t be good luck, that’s for sure. I doubt Grim is scared, though. I mean, he’s the Grim Freaking Reaper. He reaps souls and stuff. That’s pretty hardcore. Heck, I think I might even be a little afraid of him!
I mean, look at this guy! Two souls in less than two hours! Wow, I mean just… wow. Makes me glad I’m not a sim, that’s for sure. Not that many are mourning Amy’s passing. I mean, sure, Andre is there, but he spent the majority of his time pointing and laughing like a madman. Death is not laughing matter, Andre. Just wait until your card is full and your time is up!
I can’t believe your nannies caught on fire twice. That is so weird. I’ve never had that happen. Poor nannies =(.
Comment by Verity — October 3, 2006 @ 9:32 pm
Oh lordy…that was hilarious! What is up with those crazy combusting nannies?? And I love your riffing on the random name generator’s choices for the Lex children. Bwahaha! And you’re right about the Reaper being totally hardcore. He scares me a little, too. Not a fun feller, that’s for sure. Although Andre seemed to get a kick out of him. Anyway, AWESOME update, Mao — I love love love the Lexes!
Comment by Jen — October 4, 2006 @ 2:19 pm