Generation 8, Part II: Burninated Nanny
Little Hunter becomes a toddler and Unix is pregnant again! Normally I have no trouble with toddler skills, but Unix found herself stuck in the need desperation loop. So between sobbing over the loss of her parents, complaining about how she was too tired to eat, yet too hungry to sleep, and had to go to the bathroom, and wanted some fun… Hunter didn’t get all his skills until the last day. I was surprised that Unix managed to make good smart milk while only in green aspiration.
For some reason, I forgot to ship the ghosts of Max and Amy off to the graveyard. I realized my error when Max and Amy scared poor pregnant Unix five times in a row and nearly killed her! Of course, I was so caught up in keeping Unix alive, Monica’s grades high enough that she wasn’t taken, and Hunter out of the darn toliet, that it was three days later that I finally rid of the ghosts. In that time, they tore the house apart, literally. Tons of broken things, puddles everywhere, it was madness!
Unix gave birth to another boy, this time with blonde hair and blue eyes. The RNG decided ‘Noble’ would be an awesome name for him. Okay, wow, let’s just take a tiny step back and examine all the names thus far. So we’ve got Monica Lex, Hunter Lex, and now Noble Lex; an adult film star, a WB teen dream, and a bodice-ripper Romance novel male lead.
And as if this weren’t funny enough, it looks like Andre is trying his best to ignore the nanny that somehow managed to spontaneously combust. Again! Thank goodness for sprinklers. I’m thinking that red hair is a little too hot for her to handle or something. She needs a warning label; “May spontaneously combust!”
If you don’t understand the reference in the title, you really need to check this out!
I can’t believe your nannies caught on fire twice. That is so weird. I’ve never had that happen. Poor nannies =(.
Comment by Verity — October 3, 2006 @ 9:32 pm
Oh lordy…that was hilarious! What is up with those crazy combusting nannies?? And I love your riffing on the random name generator’s choices for the Lex children. Bwahaha! And you’re right about the Reaper being totally hardcore. He scares me a little, too. Not a fun feller, that’s for sure. Although Andre seemed to get a kick out of him. Anyway, AWESOME update, Mao — I love love love the Lexes!
Comment by Jen — October 4, 2006 @ 2:19 pm